1. Pubs trying to create beer gardens out of fuck all.
2. And crap attempts to create pavement cafés.
10 degrees spring is here. Govan's Gregg's has got the street furniture out. You could swear you were in Barcelona.
3. Flat-dwellers stretching the definition of "balcony" to the limit.
4. After all, who cares about falling to your death when you've got the chance to catch some sweet rays?
5. Groups of taps-aff lads, out doing lad things.
Really sad I'm not livin in Glasgow this summer because I won't get to see sights like this every day #tapsaff
Form an orderly queue, ladies.
6. And hot older guys showing off their sexy dad bods.
7. People so utterly afraid of missing the sun that they do their ironing in the street.
8. But that's nothing compared to the people who take their entire living room outside.
9. Teenagers who are so deeply sunburned their internal organs are probably on fire.
10. Jesus.
Ye canny beat a Scottish tan
11. People dying of hypothermia at the beach because they forgot that sunny doesn't = warm.
12. And tourists laughing at us for sunning ourselves in 16-degree "heat".
Cant believe it 16 degrees here #aberdeen #scotland cold wind all wear at least a sweater and local is sunbathing 🙈😜😂
"What a pair of el numptios."
13. Auld fellas sunning themselves on bollards.
14. Or next to motorways.
Perfect spot for a bit of sunning #tapsaff #Glasgow #M8
So scenic.
15. Topless drunk men doing sexy dances in the road.
16. People sunbathing in winter hats and coats.
17. And fully clothed businessmen sunbathing in suits.
18. People who collapse on the ground whenever the sun hits them, no matter where they are.
Interesting place to sunbathe #Edinburgh #tapsaff #ConferenceSquare
It's basically the opposite of solar power: solar deactivation.
19. *Thunk*
20. People having picnics in weird places.
21. And swimming in bins.
22. And, of course, crap barbecues.
"What are we going to barbecue first, Scott?" "The blue WKD."
23. Because it rains way too much to bother buying a normal barbecue in Scotland.
24. Which is why it's so important to make the most of the sunshine while it lasts.
Sunbathing on kyles window ledge. #coonciltannin
Even if it means hanging your hairy legs oot the windae.