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25 Reasons You Should Stop Being A Total Fanny And Marry Someone From Edinburgh

We're just as sexy as our scenery.

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6. And you definitely won't be able to get enough of our food.

Like this loaded roasted veg and jalapeño burger from Graze.

7. Or our drinks.

Although "drink" is a pretty big understatement when you're talking about a Mary's Milk Bar spiced cherry and hazelnut praline ice cream-laden hot chocolate float.

8. All the best people choose to live in Edinburgh, like awesome comedians...

Dylan Moran can often be spotted strolling around Bruntsfield.


9. ... and moderately well-known writers. So you might run into a few famous faces on our hot dates.

JK Rowling spotted out having a beer at the Pleasance tonight in #Edinburgh

10. Which will basically take place inside a Harry Potter book.

Otherwise known as super-swanky restaurant The Witchery By The Castle.

12. And if you get hungry, we'll introduce you to chippy sauce: Our finest delicacy of all.

Is it gravy? Is it vinegar? Is it some kind of gravinegar? No one knows, but it'll definitely warm the cockles of your heart.


14. Our winter nights in will look like this.

Can't decide which delicious La Favorita pizza you want? We'll just order four.

16. In summer we'll have sexy picnics in our sexy parks...

Like the pretty, tree-lined Meadows.


17. ...stroll hand in hand around the Edinburgh Festival...

19. We're stylish, classy, and dapper as hell.

The Edinburgh Harris Tweed Ride 2015 is coming to town on the 4th October. Tickets:

We're basically a cross between the Eleventh Doctor and half the cast of Downton.


23. Plus we always know how to show you a good time ;)

Hogmanay always ends with a kiss; we'll sweep you off your feet.

24. In fact, we'll definitely make you see fireworks.

And some of them will be in your pants.