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    Posted on Aug 10, 2017

    Everyone's Going Batshit For These Scottish Burgers Even Though They're Obscene

    The delicious things Steak, Cattle & Roll in Glasgow do to bread and meat should be illegal.

    Hold onto your motherflipping hat, because you're about to see some truly perverted burgers. Like this:

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    It's the work of Glasgow restaurant Steak, Cattle & Roll, and they call it "The Snack". Yep, just a light snack...featuring three giant onion rings, two burgers, blue cheese, sausages, and cajun sauce. Damn.

    Or, if one burger isn't enough for you, what about two?

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    The follow-on from "The Snack" is "The Stack" two massive 6oz beef burgers, topped with butter-fried onions, cheese fondue sauce, and fried mushrooms. Argh.

    Then there's this devilish creation, which substitutes two deep-fried mac and cheese patties for buns.

    Wait, what's this? Is it...could it be...

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    Yes, it is a god-damn Cheetos burger full of cheesy puffs. What the heck.

    Their Canadian poutine burger is topped with chips, curd, crispy bacon, aioli and gravy. Ooft.

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    Is the Canadian embassy aware of this? Will it start an international incident?

    And here's a burger smothered in chilli mac and cheese, bacon, more cheese, jalapeños, and cheese.

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    *Laughs maniacally*

    Can't decide between sweet or savoury? Well, here's an shameful doughnut burger just for you.

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    Made with two glazed doughnut rings and filled with Southern-fried chicken, cheese, and bacon. Oh, and the doughnuts are topped with chicken and peppers.

    They don't just do burgers, either. Look at these loaded fries.

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    And not just any fries. Spicy, cajun-coated fries topped with fried chicken strips, garlic butter seared ribeye strips and jalapeños. Then drizzled with a sweet, creamy lemon ranch sauce. The evil bastards.

    They also do insane mac and cheese-filled toasties.

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    Which are also topped with candied bacon crumbs. Ban this sick filth.

    And if you think you can handle it, you can round off your meal with one of their giant freakshakes.

    Like this raspberry bubblegum unicorn shake filled with edible glitter, or a banana and candyfloss shake topped with butterscotch sauce and a whole churro. *Calls the police*

    There's only one possible reaction to this delicious, smutty, OTT food debauchery:

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    Shame on you, Glasgow. And shame on you, giant burger restaurant. I'm definitely not on my way there right now.

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