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Everyone's Going Batshit For These Scottish Burgers Even Though They're Obscene

The delicious things Steak, Cattle & Roll in Glasgow do to bread and meat should be illegal.

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Hold onto your motherflipping hat, because you're about to see some truly perverted burgers. Like this:

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It's the work of Glasgow restaurant Steak, Cattle & Roll, and they call it "The Snack". Yep, just a light snack...featuring three giant onion rings, two burgers, blue cheese, sausages, and cajun sauce. Damn.


Can't decide between sweet or savoury? Well, here's an shameful doughnut burger just for you.

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Made with two glazed doughnut rings and filled with Southern-fried chicken, cheese, and bacon. Oh, and the doughnuts are topped with chicken and peppers.

They don't just do burgers, either. Look at these loaded fries.

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And not just any fries. Spicy, cajun-coated fries topped with fried chicken strips, garlic butter seared ribeye strips and jalapeños. Then drizzled with a sweet, creamy lemon ranch sauce. The evil bastards.


And if you think you can handle it, you can round off your meal with one of their giant freakshakes.

Like this raspberry bubblegum unicorn shake filled with edible glitter, or a banana and candyfloss shake topped with butterscotch sauce and a whole churro. *Calls the police*