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16 Times "Orange Is The New Black" Characters Perfectly Summed Up Relationships

"You've got time....to think about your life choices."

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1. When Alex made this perfect point about love.

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2. When Piper highlighted the importance of having shared interests.

"Promise me you're not watching Mad Men without me. That when I get out of here, we're gonna binge watch it together."
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"Promise me you're not watching Mad Men without me. That when I get out of here, we're gonna binge watch it together."

3. When Suzanne showed us that relationships are all about making sacrifices.

"I threw my pie for you."
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"I threw my pie for you."

4. When Susan set out this important ground rule.

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5. When Daya reminded us that honesty plays a vital role in all relationships.

6. When Suzanne pointed out that you have to have a good relationship with yourself.

7. When Alex made this excellent point about appreciating your partner's skills and abilities.

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8. When Sophia reminded us that that love isn't always easy.

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9. When Polly pointed out this inescapable truth about long-term relationships.

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"You keep looking for people you have that chemical thing with, but that's not the whole package. You have to find someone you can spend two weeks with in a cramped timeshare in Montauk, in the rain, and not want to kill."

10. When Alex reminded us that fear of being alone isn't a legitimate excuse to stay in a relationship.

11. When Poussey showed us that we shouldn't believe everything we read in Cosmo (or Curve).

Creative positions usually aren't worth the effort.
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Creative positions usually aren't worth the effort.

12. When Suzanne taught us that regular compliment-giving is the secret to a happy marriage.

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13. When Alex perfectly summed up the number one lesbian dating rule of all time.

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"Rule number one: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl."

14. When Poussey explained how love should feel.

15. When Alex reminded us that the brain really is the sexiest part of the body.

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16. And when Suzanne summed it all up in a nutshell.

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Amen.