1. Because our parking rules are, frankly, insane.
2. Because Bus Porn Man is on the loose.
3. Because our motorways are infested with cows...
4. ...and half-naked men.
5. And our country roads aren't much better either.
6. Because our trains are temperamental divas.
7. And even if your train isn't cancelled, you have to put up with nonsense like this.
8. Not to mention cheeky AF fare dodgers.
9. Because you're constantly being diverted.
10. Seriously: There are traffic cones everywhere.
11. Because our cyclists are all MWI.
12. Because queueing for a taxi means witnessing scenes like this:
13. Because our trains look weird. And hairy.
14. Because there's zero leg room on the buses.
15. And you never know what's lurking under your seat.
16. Plus there's always someone downing a bottle of Buckie.
17. That's if you can even get on a bus, of course.
18. Because the nation's dugs have learned how to drive.
19. Although to be fair, they're still much better than wazzocks like Devyn.
20. And tossers like this:
Yes, he's playing an iPad racing game while driving. Smh.