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Because their love of Pot Noodles knows no bounds.
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Because not even mums are safe from their rage...
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Because they have a robust approach to security.
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Because if you cross them, they will destroy you.
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Because they say exactly what they mean.
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Because this is how they encourage people to vote.
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Because they don't put up with shit parking...
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...particularly in Glasgow.
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Because they do crazy shit like this on a regular basis.
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Because they know how to hold a grudge.
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And they will never, ever forgive you.
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Because not even FB pages are safe from them.
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Because they will use your secrets against you.
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And take out their feelings on your Fiat Punto.
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Because even Scottish grannies are savage AF.
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Because they aren't scared of anything...
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...not even hijackings.
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In fact, they're all basically William Wallace.
