Buzz·Posted on 24 Jan 201719 Weird AF Things That Make Scottish People HappyThe cock and balls forest on the M74 should be our national mascot.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Getting a £1 note in your change. 2. Sticky willie-ing someone. 3. Weird newspaper giveaways. View this photo on Instagram 4. That guy in Edinburgh who entertains people by putting his head in a bucket. 5. Perfectly toasted Mother's Pride with loads of butter. 6. Seeing a bloke just casually rocking a kilt. 7. Labels, products, and websites written in Scots. View this photo on Instagram 8. Hearing this song. View this vine on Vine vine.co You could have just fallen off a cliff, or discovered you owe £9,983 in back taxes, but if you hear 500 Miles you immediately feel better. "DA DA DA DA!" 9. This exact meal. 10. And these exact sausages. View this photo on Instagram 11. Seeing something tartan that isn't usually tartan. View this photo on Instagram 12. Finding Irn-Bru when you're overseas. 13. A Starbucks employee spelling your name right. View this photo on Instagram 14. Spotting a perfect sky-Saltire like this. 15. And seeing Heilan' coos on a beach. View this photo on Instagram 16. Rude place names. 17. Seeing this wine in a shop. 18. Finally reaching this sign. 19. And, of course, driving past the forest on the M74 that looks like a giant cock and balls.