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    19 Weird AF Things That Make Scottish People Happy

    The cock and balls forest on the M74 should be our national mascot.

    1. Getting a £1 note in your change.

    2. Sticky willie-ing someone.

    3. Weird newspaper giveaways.

    4. That guy in Edinburgh who entertains people by putting his head in a bucket.

    5. Perfectly toasted Mother's Pride with loads of butter.

    6. Seeing a bloke just casually rocking a kilt.

    7. Labels, products, and websites written in Scots.

    8. Hearing this song.

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    You could have just fallen off a cliff, or discovered you owe £9,983 in back taxes, but if you hear 500 Miles you immediately feel better. "DA DA DA DA!"

    9. This exact meal.

    10. And these exact sausages.

    11. Seeing something tartan that isn't usually tartan.

    12. Finding Irn-Bru when you're overseas.

    13. A Starbucks employee spelling your name right.

    14. Spotting a perfect sky-Saltire like this.

    15. And seeing Heilan' coos on a beach.

    16. Rude place names.

    17. Seeing this wine in a shop.

    18. Finally reaching this sign.

    19. And, of course, driving past the forest on the M74 that looks like a giant cock and balls.