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26 Glasgow Tweets That Will Make You Shit Yourself Laughing

"Get yersel doon to silverburn and dae a shite wi yer pal"

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A say "Ano" a lot for somecunt that knows absolutely fuck all aboot anythin

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Ufft fuck sake nearly shat masel there

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One a the best nicknames av ever heard is a guy in ma work called Wayne Bruce n he gets called ManBat 😂😂

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That dug is defo gonnae kill ye hen. Get rid of it pronto

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No way did a drunk lassie on the train just tell me she doesn't want wains cos she loves dogs n went "Nae wains great dains"

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Wee sister went to the irn bru carnival last night with her bf and then her bf said to ma da that ma sister was the best ride there hahaha

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I didn't even know Glasgow Queen Street station was gay

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Double text? Triple text? Who gives a fuck, al text u until you reply ya cunt

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Get yersel doon to silverburn and dae a shite wi yer pal

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A got vodka in my eyes during Cascada n it looked like a was greetin, and some guy just patted me on the back n said "mate a know" hahaha

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In McDonald's and the girl shouted to the back 'need a spicy legend' and a wee guy shouted back 'I'm right here doll' 😂

Never change, Glaswegians. What would we do without you?