16 Petty And Savage Scottish Texts That'll Make You Say "This Is Me"
"Are you a banker because leave me a loan." Ouch.
Kells, who has zero chill when it comes to her birthday.
This incredible, impressive, and expensive attempt to make a boyfriend jealous.
This epic burn of a text.
And this equally cheeky (and funny) one.
Kel, who is an expert at shutting down guys.
This expert piss-taker.
This guy, who trolls Americans like a boss.
Curtis, who wilfully misinterprets instructions.
This hilariously savage "protein drink" prank.
This guy, who definitely doesn't like to read.
And this dad, who can't resist embarrassing his kid.
This mum, who takes loyalty to Andy Murray seriously.
Kyle's dad, who couldn't resist a cheap gag.
This petty boyfriend, who seriously hates farts.
This dude, who let another guy sext him for days before revealing his true identity.
And this truly scathing boss.
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