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16 Petty And Savage Scottish Texts That'll Make You Say "This Is Me"

"Are you a banker because leave me a loan." Ouch.

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1. Kells, who has zero chill when it comes to her birthday.

2. This incredible, impressive, and expensive attempt to make a boyfriend jealous.

Never mess with Niamh, guys.
Twitter: @NiamhGordonX

Never mess with Niamh, guys.

3. This epic burn of a text.

4. And this equally cheeky (and funny) one.

5. Kel, who is an expert at shutting down guys.

Wow.

6. This expert piss-taker.

7. This guy, who trolls Americans like a boss.

8. Curtis, who wilfully misinterprets instructions.

That is clearly not what she meant.
Twitter: @C_Linney98

That is clearly not what she meant.

9. This hilariously savage "protein drink" prank.

It's OK though, he didn't drink it (or die). But don't do this to someone.
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It's OK though, he didn't drink it (or die). But don't do this to someone.

10. This guy, who definitely doesn't like to read.

11. And this dad, who can't resist embarrassing his kid.

12. This mum, who takes loyalty to Andy Murray seriously.

Well, he is our national hero.
Twitter: @xcxxcxxcx

Well, he is our national hero.

13. Kyle's dad, who couldn't resist a cheap gag.

And who is probably now divorced.
Twitter: @kylerafferty97

And who is probably now divorced.

14. This petty boyfriend, who seriously hates farts.

He's got a point, to be fair.
Twitter: @Coralarcherxo

He's got a point, to be fair.

15. This dude, who let another guy sext him for days before revealing his true identity.

Well, that's one way to pass the time, I suppose.
Twitter: @Scottish_Tweets

Well, that's one way to pass the time, I suppose.

16. And this truly scathing boss.

Scottish people: telling it like it is since 900AD.
Twitter: @Mark_McLelland

Scottish people: telling it like it is since 900AD.