1. Firstly, our accent will drop your pants at 20 paces.
Glaswegian is officially the sexiest accent in the world (we know) after a poll taken by @British_Airways #Glasgow
2. Although sometimes all it takes is a single glance.
3. We've got all the best moves.
4. As well as chiselled, sexy, Caledonian good looks.
5. Not to mention our natural Celtic beauty.
6. Plus we get even better with age.
7. And we can make pretty much any outfit look great.
8. We know how to have a damn good time.
9. And we're incredibly affectionate (especially after a few drinks).
10. We're pretty much the funniest people on the planet.
11. And, most importantly, we don't take ourselves too seriously.
12. We know all the best places to take you for a date.
Pizza shops are bang up to date in Glasgow (This one is new & opening soon) I wonder if they'll do shredded pork?
13. And we have some of the best food around.
14. Some of it is even (relatively) healthy.
15. And if you ever get peckish, we'll make sure you're always supplied with the world's finest snacks.
16. We'll take you to the best gigs on Earth...
17. ...and introduce you to sights like this as well.
18. Not to mention this.
19. And what could be more romantic than this?
20. We're bold, brash, and heroic as fuck.
21. But we also have a sensitive side.
22. And we're not afraid to show you how we feel.
23. ...or tell you exactly what we want.
24. Our banter is aff the fucking charts.
25. And our patter's pure romantic.
You know they're from Glasgow when they start the text with this..
26. But be warned: The more we like you, the cheekier we'll be.
27. But although we occasionally go a bit too far...
28. ...the most important thing is we always know how to make it up to you. ;)
In short: We're the finest, funniest, sexiest people on Earth. You should definitely give your heart to us.
