21 Insanely Vital Life Skills New Edinburgh Students Must Master
This really is the only Freshers' Guide you need.
How to make it to your 9am lecture on Thursday after £1 shots at The Cav on Wednesday.
And how to cure a hangover with a plate of Teviot nachos and a 40p pint of coke.
Or a baked potato from the shop on Cockburn Street.
Figuring out what the hell a ceilidh is.
How to have sex in a bed that's only 90cm wide.
Starting an essay at 2am and finishing it by 9am, fuelled only by this elixir of life.
And how to reach a minimum essay word count without actually writing anything meaningful.
How to get the most out of Innovative Learning Week.
Finding a seat in the uni library...
...or the Library Bar.
How to get your photo on the wall at Piccante.
Learning to enjoy Tennent's.
And learning to love your Snapfax.
How to actually get to the bar in Teviot Underground.
How to shop for a Meadows barbecue.
Navigating the hellish queues in Nicolson Street Tesco.
How to put together a last-minute Halloween costume using only stuff you can find in here.
Or Armstrong's, if you're feeling flush.
How to block a giant gap in the top of a window with tea towels, old socks, and duct tape.
Kitting out an entire flat with weird plastic boxes, wicker chairs, and old appliances from this shop.
And, most importantly of all, how to score the most free pizza in Freshers' Week.
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