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21 Insanely Vital Life Skills New Edinburgh Students Must Master

This really is the only Freshers' Guide you need.

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1. How to make it to your 9am lecture on Thursday after £1 shots at The Cav on Wednesday.

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Answer: Just don't go to bed.

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6. Starting an essay at 2am and finishing it by 9am, fuelled only by this elixir of life.

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Sure, Red Bull tastes better, but it's £1.70 a can. This stuff is a bargain.

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12. Learning to enjoy Tennent's.

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Yes, it tastes a bit like pish. But it's cheap, it's everywhere, and it's 4%. Drink it.

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13. And learning to love your Snapfax.

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"Look! You get 50% off glasses!" "Carol you don't wear glasses." "I know but what a bargain."

15. How to shop for a Meadows barbecue.

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Three crates of beer, one disposable barbecue, one pack of value sausages. Done.

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17. How to put together a last-minute Halloween costume using only stuff you can find in here.

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Edinburgh Bargain Stores: Providing students with cheap plastic masks and crap props since 1996. And yes, this photo was taken on Halloween.

18. Or Armstrong's, if you're feeling flush.

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And have a two-inch waist. Seriously, why are vintage clothes so tiny?

21. And, most importantly of all, how to score the most free pizza in Freshers' Week.

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This one's easy: Just keep going round the Societies Fair again and again for two days in a row. Whether you're a Fresher, a fourth year, or someone who left university 13 years ago and just really likes free pizza, it works every time.