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The original Ronald McDonald was pure nightmare fuel. H/T OldSchoolRidiculous and Vintage Everyday.
Is that her mouth and teeth? Or are they drawn on?
You'd certainly lose weight if this was served to you. Because you wouldn't eat it.
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Like a version of Pennywise who brought you fries. Pennyfries.
"So, Williamson, how many people drowned?" "About a thousand, sir." "Oh well. Back to the drawing board!"
I mean, can you imagine swallowing an UNsanitized tapeworm to lose weight? Thank goodness they clarified that.
"I'll be there in 22 hours!"
"I feel great after eating all that cheese." – no man, ever.
They can be worn on a "biceps band", apparently. Good to know.
He's clearly been eating a lot of manfood.
Bleeding indentations in your face = dimples, apparently.
"This isn't quite what I had in mind."
"Fuck sake, Steve, you dropped the ball again."
Even though it definitely looks like there's enough room inside for both of them.
People couldn't buy Iron Man costumes in the 1930s, so they made cardigan troll spider kids instead.