Buzz·Posted on 18 Jan 201621 Photos That Prove Scotland Is A Fictional Country*Googles "national animal of Scotland".* Wait, what.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Real places have landmarks on their TripAdvisor pages. Not women called Mary Johnston. imgur.com 2. And they don't have mysterious messages written on their money. That only happens in spy novels. View this post on 3. Dogs do not drive tractors in real countries. View this post on 4. Trampolines do not migrate south for the winter. View this image on Imgur 5. And cows don't commute to work. katy @reflorescence I saw this on my way to get a train. How is Scotland a real country 09:48 AM - 18 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. No real country would take a piper in full regalia with them to Antarctica. reddit.com 7. Real countries do not have insect forecasts. View this post on 8. And their political leaders don't take time out of their day to help gay couples get married. Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon ...Paul (seen here on one knee) asked me to deliver his marriage proposal to Ian on his behalf 2/3... 10:00 PM - 24 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Or tag along on a stag do. Tobi exp. 2016 @tobiwilson56 I'm at a stag in Scotland so of course the stag met Nicola Sturgeon. 01:27 PM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This would never happen in a real country. imgur.com 11. Also, real places uses buses as a rail replacement service. Not cows. imgur.com 12. Santa would never get shitfaced and climb a statue. Not in a real country anyway. Mark D. Morrison @MDMuk Santa's just been arrested outside my work. Climbed up the horse and rescued by a cherry picker. Only in Glasgow. 12:54 PM - 21 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Also, and this is very important: Real places rarely elect penguins. imgur.com 14. Coming back from the shop to find a seal pup on your dashboard? Nope, definitely not real. Flannery O'Connerd @Slennon_ please display baby seal on dashboard. if you lose your baby seal you will have to pay for a full day of parking. 08:29 PM - 12 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Feral goats? Yeah, right. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @hazzawalk 16. And this scene is clearly just photoshopped. View this post on 17. We're on to you now, Scotland: No way is this a real place name. View this post on 18. Or this. Tam Smith @Tamus1 @WhatTheFFacts there's a village in Orkney, Scotland, called Twatt 09:41 AM - 10 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And definitely not this. In fact it's bare-faced plagiarism. imgur.com 20. In short, there's no way this is real life. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @adnil1967 21. And the evidence is there for everyone to see. View this post on Wake up, sheeple.