Buzz·Posted on 5 May 2017If These Scottish Tweets Don't Make You Laugh, You're Probably DeadYou'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll never look at Lisa Simpson the same way again.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Jamie @jamiecostello98 Theresa May looks like the kinda woman when u where younger and your ball went inty her garden she'd get her husband to go oot and burst it 06:55 PM - 19 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. char 🥀 @charanderson98 Innit weird how when ye hate someone everythin they post pisses u off like they tweet "i love soup" n ur like aye a bet ye fuckin do 09:58 AM - 08 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. 7. erin bradley @erinbradleey Mums found drink in my wee brothers room and pulls him up about it and all his reply was "look I really don't have time for this"😂 HOWLIN 03:32 PM - 20 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Goudie @Goudie15 Hate they cunts that always try an better ye, u say uv booked Florida an suddenly Janice is goin on a 2week all inclusive tae fuckin Jupiter 05:11 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. 15. olivia @_olivianiz Cba, customer asked to return a camo jacket and I said I couldn't see it and she's reported me 🙂 02:52 PM - 20 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. 18. heffybhoy_ @louishefferland See when people come into my work n go "you're always here" ??? mate a work here, YOU are always here 09:05 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. primal scheme @pcon666 am so bad for over-packing like yeh al just bring tons more pants in case a pish masel every day that am there 02:39 PM - 04 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21.