The 19 Types Of People You Always See At T In The Park

    Beware the Slam Tent zombie.

    1. Taps aff guy.

    2. The hardened veteran.

    3. The startlingly young teenager.

    4. The person who peaked way, way too soon.

    5. Someone's dad.

    6. The unfortunate body paint tan line victim.

    7. The equally unfortunate prank victim.

    8. The lads on tour.

    9. The slam tent zombie.

    10. The bad tempered rain-o-phobe.

    11. The person who is so hungover they're going to die soon, please get them some water oh god.

    12. The happy glamper.

    13. The festival couple.

    14. The survivalist.

    15. The solitary hipster.

    16. The dick.

    17. The person who is having the TIME of their LIFE.

    18. That one dude who just isn't feeling it.

    19. You.