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How Wrong Are Your Scottish Food Opinions?

Are deep-fried Mars bars a sugary delight, or a national shame?

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  1. Tunnock's caramel wafer or Tunnock's teacake?

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    Caramel wafer
    Via thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk
    Caramel wafer
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    Teacake
    Via tunnocks.co.uk
    Teacake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Caramel wafers!

    Teacakes taste like barely-there clouds of foamy nonsense, while wafers are dense, solid, chewy, chocolatey delights.

    Caramel wafers!
    Via thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk
  2. Salt or sugar in your porridge?

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    Salt
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    Salt
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    Sugar
    Via Thinkstock
    Sugar
    Via Thinkstock
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    Wrong!

    Sugar! Lots and lots of sugar.

    Seriously, why would you put salt in porridge? The kinds of people who do that probably make it with water instead of milk as well. It's 2016 for fuck sake, you're not in Oliver Twist.

    Sugar! Lots and lots of sugar. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Makeagif.com
  3. Square sausage or link sausage?

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    Square sausage
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    Square sausage
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    Link sausage
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    Link sausage
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Square sausage, of course!

    Square sausage fits perfectly onto a roll, tastes delicious, and is just basically the best food in the world. Link sausages are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Square sausage, of course!
    Via pollokwilliamson.co.uk
  4. Chippy sauce: Delicious or shit?

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    Delicious
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    Shit
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    Shit!

    It's really vinegary. It's thin. It's kind of like gravy but it isn't gravy. It's sort of like brown sauce but it isn't brown sauce. If you like it you're wrong.

    Shit!
    Via Twitter: @chaboyyhd
  5. Well-fired rolls or morning rolls?

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    Well-fired rolls
    Via Twitter: @manda_swin
    Well-fired rolls
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    Morning rolls
    Via alex-dalgetty.co.uk
    Morning rolls
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Well-fired rolls

    There's only one sort of roll that's robust enough to hold a breakfast doubler or tripler, and that's a solid, crispy, well-fired roll. Soft, limp, floppy morning rolls just can't compete.

    Well-fired rolls
    Via mortonsrolls.com
  6. Bridies or Scotch pies?

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    Bridies
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    Bridies
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    Scotch pies
    Via hendersonhamilton.co.uk
    Scotch pies
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    Wrong!

    Scotch pies!

    Scotch pies have a disgraceful, sultry, dribbly, hangover-curing greasiness that bridies just can't compete with. Plus you can put them in a roll to create the masterpiece that is the roll and pie.

    Scotch pies!
    Via Facebook: 120151438039433
  7. Munchie boxes: Hell yes or hell no?

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    Hell yes!
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    Hell no
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    Wrong!

    Hell yes!

    What else are you going to eat to soak up the booze after a night out? A salad? Get tae.

    Hell yes!
    Via imgur.com
  8. Red Kola or Irn-Bru?

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    Red Kola
    Red Kola
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    Irn-Bru
    Irn-Bru
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    Wrong!

    Irn-Bru!

    Red Kola is ~OK~, but it just doesn't cure a hangover as well as 'bru.

    Irn-Bru! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via The Leith Agency / Giphy
  9. Tennent's or Deuchars?

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    Tennent's
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    Tennent's
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    Deuchars
    Via Flickr: git
    Deuchars
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    Wrong!

    Deuchars!

    Let's all be honest for a wee minute here: Tennent's tastes like pish.

    Deuchars! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Channel 4 Films / Giphy
  10. Haggis and black pepper, or haggis and whisky crisps?

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    Haggis and black pepper
    Via mackiescrisps.co.uk
    Haggis and black pepper
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    Haggis and whisky
    Via mackiescrisps.co.uk
    Haggis and whisky
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    Wrong!

    Haggis and black pepper!

    Whisky is a drink. It should not be a crisp.

    Haggis and black pepper!
    Via Twitter: @junkfoodguy
  11. Buckfast: Aye or naw?

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    Aye
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    Naw
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    Naw!

    It tastes like rancid cough syrup mixed with wee. Sure, it gives you the energy to sesh all night long, but at what cost?

    Naw!
    Via Giphy
  12. Macaroons or coconut ice?

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    Macaroons
    Via scottishsweets.com
    Macaroons
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    Coconut ice
    Via scottishsweets.com
    Coconut ice
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Macaroons!

    Yo, coconut ice, I'mma let you finish, but macaroons are the best way to get your coconut fix of all time. Of all time.

    Macaroons!
    Via imgur.com
  13. Pizza crunch or standard pizza?

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    Pizza crunch
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    Pizza crunch
    Via imgur.com
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    Standard pizza
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    Standard pizza
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    Standard pizza

    Battering and frying a whole pizza is just going a wee bit too far, frankly. Plus they only ever put crap frozen pizzas in the fryer.

    Standard pizza Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Giphy
  14. Fried Mars bars: Sugary delight or national shame?

    Wikipedia
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    Sugary delight
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    Incorrect
    National shame
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    Wrong!

    Sugary delight!

    Come on, it's just a melty-hot battered chocolate bar, no need to get aw judgemental. Plus they're proper tasty with ice cream.

    Sugary delight!
    Via Twitter: @chaboyyhd
  15. Tattie scones or hash browns?

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    Tattie scones
    Tattie scones
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    Hash browns
    Hash browns
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    Wrong!

    Tattie scones

    Tattie scones are delicious, flavourful, soft, and the best way to mop up your breakfast remnants. If you're Scottish and you said hash browns you're basically a bad person. Shame on you. Shame. Shame. *Rings shame bell*.

    Tattie scones
    Via imgur.com
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