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How Stereotypically Glaswegian Are You?

Have you ever kicked a terrorist in the balls?

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    You own a Lacoste tracksuit.
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    You've eaten a Munchie Box.
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    It's not Glasgow, it's "Glesga."
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    Your most-used comeback is the phrase: "Yer maw".
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    You've been to an Old Firm match.
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    You chant: "Here we, here we, here we fuckin' go" at gigs.
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    You've seen River City at least once.
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    Your favourite TV show is Still Game.
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    You return ginger bottles to the shop to get the deposit.
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    You know at least ten words that mean drunk ("blootered", "jaked", "malkied").
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    You call shopping "messages".
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    You drink Buckfast on purpose.
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    You've never eaten a bacon roll. It's a roll and bacon.
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    You believe all sausages should be square.
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    You refer to chips as "Glasgow salad".
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    You've eaten a Glasgow oyster.
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    You use "bawbag" as a term of endearment.
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    You've danced with Leo the Raver on Buchanan Street.
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    You drink Irn Bru every single day.
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    Bonus point if you're drinking Irn Bru right now.
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    You call water "cooncil juice."
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    You've been known to drink MD 20:20 by the river.
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    You can pronounce "Milngavie".
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    You've ended more than one night out in the Catty Unders...
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    ...or Sub Club.
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    You know what "MWI" stands for.
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    You've been known to have a wee donder round The Barras at the weekend.
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    You're always willing to give someone a square go.
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    You respond "did ye, aye?" when you hear a tall tale.
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    You've met Limmy.
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    You are Limmy.
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    You only ever refer to friends by their nicknames: "Awrite Wee Yin, where's Gibsy?"
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    You've sunbathed on the Royal Concert Hall steps...
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    ... in 10° weather.
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    You start every sentence with "here" and finish it "by the way".
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    You know at least one person called Tam.
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    You tell lost drivers to "dae a burly", not a "three-point-turn."
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    You stole at least one shopping trolley as a teenager.
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    You use "bawhair" as a unit of measurement.
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    You prefer M&Ds to Alton Towers.
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    You've eaten at the 24-hour Greggs. At 3am.
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    You've been on at least one trip "doon the watter".
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    You call other Scottish people "Teuchters".
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    You signed the petition to keep the cone on the Duke of Wellington's head.
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    You've been to the Garage on Sauchiehall Street.
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    Bonus point: You've been thrown out of The Garage on Sauchiehall Street.
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    "Wisnae me" is a legit answer to any allegation.
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    No one outside of Glasgow understands your accent.
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    You've tried Buckfast in a can.
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    Your favourite comedian is Billy Connolly.
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    Your second favourite comedian is Kevin Bridges, or possibly Frankie Boyle.
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    You call your face your "coupon".
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    You say "hingy" when you can't remember a word.
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    You were in a Young Team.
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    You hate Edinburgh.
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    You're deeply horrified if your breakfast doesn't include a tattie scone.
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    You call all women "hen".
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    You prefer curry to haggis.
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    You say "how" instead of "why".
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    You've been to at least one panto starring The Krankies and John Barrowman.
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    You once kicked a burning terrorist in the balls.
 
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