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How Stereotypically Scottish Was Your Childhood

Did you play kerbie and listen to the Singing Kettle?

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  1. Tick off all the things you did as a wean:
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    Tick off all the things you did as a wean:

    Bought Irn-Bru bars
    Via Twitter: @elvirawynter
    Bought Irn-Bru bars
    Sticky willied your pal
    Via Twitter: @beingscots
    Sticky willied your pal
    Watched the Singing Kettle
    Via singingkettle.com
    Watched the Singing Kettle
    Got an Oor Wullie annual as a present
    Via Twitter: @LiveLoveCeltic
    Got an Oor Wullie annual as a present
    Spent your pocket money on these...
    Via scottishsweets.co.uk
    Spent your pocket money on these...
    ...or these
    Via scottishsweets.co.uk
    ...or these
    Had this for your school lunch
    Via Twitter: @Megan_luvs_u_x
    Had this for your school lunch
    Played kerbie
    Via Twitter: @beingscots
    Played kerbie
    Returned Barr bottles for 30p
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    Returned Barr bottles for 30p
    Went to T in the Park at Balado
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    Went to T in the Park at Balado
    Owned a pair of these
    Owned a pair of these
    Did Scottish country dancing
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    Did Scottish country dancing
    Read Katie Morag books
    Via Twitter: @KyraPatersonXO
    Read Katie Morag books
    Watched <i>Dòtaman</i>
    Via BBC Scotland
    Watched Dòtaman
    Ate double nougats
    Via Twitter: @duffwilma
    Ate double nougats
    Made tin can stilts
    Via Twitter: @Valhalla_7
    Made tin can stilts
    Bought Happy Tattoo gum
    Via treasureislandsweets.co.uk
    Bought Happy Tattoo gum
    Made your own ice pops
    Via Twitter: @don_iain
    Made your own ice pops
    Had an Irn-Bru float
    Via Twitter: @gdog2010_john
    Had an Irn-Bru float
    Ate frying pans...
    Via allmarksweets.co.uk
    Ate frying pans...
    ...or Pan Drops
    Via Twitter: @LouiseJJohnson
    ...or Pan Drops
    Watched the Happy Gang live
    Via ents24.com
    Watched the Happy Gang live
    Owned a pair o' gutties
    Via Twitter: @Padraig1963
    Owned a pair o' gutties
    Had a roll and fritter for lunch
    Via Twitter: @CaddellPaul
    Had a roll and fritter for lunch
    Helped your granny make tablet
    Via scottishtabletcompany.co.uk
    Helped your granny make tablet
    Watched Mr Boom
    Via youtube.com
    Watched Mr Boom
    Visited Loudoun Castle
    Via Twitter: @palehowell
    Visited Loudoun Castle
    Watched <i>Balamory</i>
    Via BBC
    Watched Balamory
    Pretended to smoke these
    Via Barratts.co.uk
    Pretended to smoke these
    Ate these for your dinner
    Via weewilliewinkie.co.uk
    Ate these for your dinner
    Sang
    Via amazon.co.uk
    Sang "Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny"
    Visited M&D's
    Via scotlandsthemepark.com
    Visited M&D's
    Cured injuries with a wet paper towel
    Via Twitter: @spoodpls
    Cured injuries with a wet paper towel
    Had these bad boys at school
    Via mullerwisemandairies.scottishschoolmeals.co.uk
    Had these bad boys at school
    Had your face painted like this
    Via Twitter: @welovehistory
    Had your face painted like this
    Saw the Krankies in a panto
    Via krankies.com
    Saw the Krankies in a panto
    Read the <i>Maisie</i> books
    Via Twitter: @bigbryan1984
    Read the Maisie books
    Ate Lucky Tatties
    Via Twitter: @achtung_davie
    Ate Lucky Tatties
    Listened to DJ Badboy
    Via Twitter: @itsalisonhere_
    Listened to DJ Badboy
    Played chap door run
    Via commons.wikimedia.org
    Played chap door run
    Watched <i>Still Game</i>
    Via BBC
    Watched Still Game
    Played on this in PE
    Via Twitter: @DonoghueLizzie
    Played on this in PE
    Had mince 'n' tatties for tea
    Via Twitter: @sikejonze
    Had mince 'n' tatties for tea
    Drank Bon Accord
    Via bonaccordsoftdrinks.com
    Drank Bon Accord
    Owned a bottle of chippy sauce
    Via Twitter: @tapendprincess
    Owned a bottle of chippy sauce
    Sang
    Via Twitter: @_jessicaweird
    Sang "The Jeely Piece Song"
    Had a plate like this at every party
    Via tunnocks.co.uk
    Had a plate like this at every party
    Used these in maths lessons
    Via Twitter: @_jessicaweird
    Used these in maths lessons
    Played this at school
    Via Twitter: @StuPollock1
    Played this at school
    Got these for your pocket money
    Via Twitter: @OidaNsay
    Got these for your pocket money
    Drank this in a park
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    Drank this in a park

How Stereotypically Scottish Was Your Childhood

Are you English or something? You have no idea of all the wonderful delights you missed out on, like eating Lucky Tatties or getting MWI on Buckie in a park. What a shame.

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It probably wasn't the most stereotypically Scottish childhood ever, but hey, who wants to be a stereotype anyway? Well done!

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Well done! Your childhood couldn't really have been much more Scottish. Were your mum and dad the Krankies or something?

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