1. This "upcycled" cigarette machine aquarium in a Glasgow bar.
2. An Aberdeen restaurant that serves food in a bin lid.
3. And a Glasgow pub that serves its chicken wings in a pissing treasure chest.
4. Everything about this photo of a cocktail bar in Edinburgh, but particularly the hairdryer light.
5. This fucking wine glass filled with sausage and mash.
6. And this "mugotto".
7. This twee eatery in Dollar, which has forgotten how to table.
8. This wanky periodic table of coffee (and "anti-coffee") in an Edinburgh cafe.
9. This bloody disgrace in Glasgow.
10. This fucking chair.
11. And this "pop-up" absinthe bar in a converted horse box.
12. A Glasgow pub that serves 40p "sardines in a tin" for £6.
13. This disgraceful treatment of our national dish.