1. This "upcycled" cigarette machine aquarium in a Glasgow bar.
2. An Aberdeen restaurant that serves food in a bin lid.
3. And a Glasgow pub that serves its chicken wings in a pissing treasure chest.
4. Everything about this photo of a cocktail bar in Edinburgh, but particularly the hairdryer light.
5. This fucking wine glass filled with sausage and mash.
6. And this "mugotto".
"Our special today is risotto in a mug." "Why is it special?" "It's in a mug." (Pic: @AFraserAllen)
7. This twee eatery in Dollar, which has forgotten how to table.
8. This wanky periodic table of coffee (and "anti-coffee") in an Edinburgh cafe.
9. This bloody disgrace in Glasgow.
10. This fucking chair.
In a hipster bar in Glasgow.
11. And this "pop-up" absinthe bar in a converted horse box.
12. A Glasgow pub that serves 40p "sardines in a tin" for £6.
13. This disgraceful treatment of our national dish.
Boak.
14. This souped-up penny-farthing, chained to an Edinburgh railing.
15. A Glasgow restaurant that serves the bill in a tiny frying pan.
16. These innocent potato croquettes, served on a charity shop painting in Edinburgh.
17. The bloody "Brotique" men's store.
18. This shopping trolley of coffee at an Edinburgh market.
19. Scallops in a scooped-out coconut shell, anyone?
20. This definitive proof that the hipsters have colonised Scotland.
21. And finally, two words: Deconstructed. Soup.
Edinburgh. 11 quid for soup. But it is "deconstructed"
*packs bags* *emigrates*
There's only one way to defeat them.
