1. This Maryhill café that serves its juice in a shoe. Facebook: surfacepluscafe "Have you finished your drink yet? I need ma trainer back." 2. And this Glasgow bar, which serves up food and cocktails in vintage gramophones. Facebook: emmastraveltales Like you do. 3. This "let's-play-up-to-tired-stereotypes" dog. Twitter: @AFraserAllen Have some self-respect, James. 4. And this haggis dog served on a beef slider served on a cucumber ball served in a Bloody Mary. Twitter: @ichbingoatboy That's no way to treat our national dish. And yes, of course this was in Edinburgh. 5. This reheated rip-off. Knot Unknot @MadeleineS Lasagne, served in its microwaveable plastic tray in a billiecan in an Italian restaurant, Edinburgh. @WeWantPlates 07:10 PM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite How much cheekier can hipsters get? 6. A Glasgow pub that serves 40p sardines for £6. Twitter: @CityliciousUK Ah, so that's how cheeky they can get. Never mind. 7. This deconstructed flat white from an Edinburgh café. Facebook: myfrontroomedinburgh Do you just chew the coffee while downing the water and sipping the milk? 8. And this deconstructed hot dog. Twitter: @jeanne_darc1 That's not even a flipping hot dog bun. FOR SHAME. 9. This so-called "full Scottish breakfast", served to an unsuspecting diner in Edinburgh. Twitter: @Scubee Link sausages? Potatoes? Pancakes? No. Where's the lorne? Where's the tattie scones? Where's the humanity? *Calls the police* 10. This haggis bonbon hanging over a spinach velouté. Twitter: @sezl What's wrong with neeps, tatties, or plates? 11. Not to mention this bizarre presentation. Amy Brewer @thuggo17 Croquettes served on a picture in a frame... Uh I think @WeWantPlates! #Edinburgh 06:46 PM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite It's not even a nice picture. 12. This "kale salt" at an Edinburgh deli. Twitter: @glynhudson "Do you know what this salt needs? More kale." – No one, ever. 13. This deconstructed Glasgow cheesecake. Twitter: @Mawheid "I'll have a jar of cream and some crumbs on a slate, please!" "Coming right up." 14. This ludicrous mugotto from an Edinburgh pub. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates "Our special today is risotto in a mug." "Why is it special?" "It's in a mug." (Pic: @AFraserAllen) 08:35 PM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This frankly insane way to serve broth. Helen Davidson @helend2811 @WeWantPlates chicken broth, "percolating" in Edinburgh. 😐 04:24 PM - 06 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite It's hot chicken water, not a pour-over, single-origin Macau espresso. 16. These flower pot chips from a Glasgow bar. Twitter: @sheby Mmm, soily. 17. This pint of haggis in a sweaty glass. Twitter: @deaddawg64 With a mysterious sauce that looks like blood or tar. So traditional! 18. This bollocks. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Mini-shopping-trolley idiocy at a pop-up artisan coffee stall in Edinburgh's Waverley Market. (Pic: Odran Doherty) 09:13 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite *Shakes head so violently it falls off* 19. And, worst of all, this "cup" of "tea". Twitter: @robmanuel Some people just want to watch the world burn.