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21 Gifts That Prove Harrods Has Finally Lost Its Fucking Mind

Because everyone needs a solid gold Xbox or some £3,000 diamante Uggs.

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2. These £3,000 Swarovski crystal-studded Ugg boots.

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The blurb says "Partner them with designer denim for weekend errands." Sure. Because you're going to wear these to Tesco and not, say, keep them in a safe.

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9. This £3,355 backgammon set.

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Which goes perfectly with their matching £3,000 Boggle set, and gold-plated, emerald-studded Hungry Hungry Hippos game.*

*OK fine, these don't exist. Yet.

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14. This £1,190 scented candle by Lalique.

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You would burn this, and then it would be gone. And you would have nothing but an empty box and the lingering scent of ambergris, patchouli, and regret.

18. Snowmist tea, £5,000 per kilo.

This tea is grown "high in India's Happy Valley" and is "perfect for enjoying on chilly, winter nights". While simultaneously throwing £50 notes on the fire.

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