21 Gifts That Prove Harrods Has Finally Lost Its Fucking Mind

Because everyone needs a solid gold Xbox or some £3,000 diamante Uggs.

1. A £200,000 bottle of red wine.

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Perfect for mulling: just stick a clove orange and some Lidl brandy in it. Job done.

2. These £3,000 Swarovski crystal-studded Ugg boots.

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The blurb says "Partner them with designer denim for weekend errands." Sure. Because you're going to wear these to Tesco and not, say, keep them in a safe.

3. A £1,797 solid gold Xbox One.

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Zomg so cheap!!!1!

4. Or this £125,000 racing game.

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For £125,000 you could buy a real race car. And Lewis Hamilton.

5. This £325 formal business suit. For a baby.

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Because you're never too young to prepare for your first job interview.

6. This £8,170 kid's party dress.

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Which definitely won't get dirty or anything.

7. A £700 four-poster dog bed.

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Lovingly hand-crafted from an old pair of MC Hammer's pants.

8. This £9,000 Wedgwood advent calendar.

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To be fair, it does have handcrafted Christmas ornaments behind each window. But you'd still prefer chocolate, wouldn't you?

9. This £3,355 backgammon set.

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Which goes perfectly with their matching £3,000 Boggle set, and gold-plated, emerald-studded Hungry Hungry Hippos game.*

*OK fine, these don't exist. Yet.

10. An £85,000 Ultra HD TV.

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Just imagine watching the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special on that.

11. A £2,493 silver-plated teapot.

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Which appears to depict a man interfering with a camel.

12. This £1,400 stuffed dog made from rabbit fur.

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Because kids love creepy, two-legged toy dogs made from dead bunnies.

13. Harambe.

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R.I.P. :'(

14. This £1,190 scented candle by Lalique.

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You would burn this, and then it would be gone. And you would have nothing but an empty box and the lingering scent of ambergris, patchouli, and regret.

15. A ten grand suitcase.

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The ideal way to transport all of your Lalique candles and solid gold hats.

16. A set of £1,299 Christmas crackers.

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They're the very spirit of austerity.

17. A panther Christmas decoration for £249.

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So festive.

18. Snowmist tea, £5,000 per kilo.

This tea is grown "high in India's Happy Valley" and is "perfect for enjoying on chilly, winter nights". While simultaneously throwing £50 notes on the fire.

19. These dazzling £1,799 loafers.

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So practical.

20. This £85,000 castle playhouse.

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Which is the same price as a two-bedroom terraced house in Bradford.

21. And finally, this £420,000...thing.

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You could put it on top of your tree! Or, you know, kill it with fire. One of the two.