19 Strange Quirks You Have To Get Used To If You're Dating A Scot
A guide for non-Scottish girlfriends, husbands, wives, boyfriends, and fuck-buds.
We'll roast you constantly.
We'll swear at you all the time.
And we're cheeky as hell, too.
We'll feed you things that will baffle, challenge, delight, and confuse you.
We're incredibly direct and to the point.
And we're even more direct in the bedroom.
We're programmed to start drinking at certain times.
We'll force-feed you something called Irn-Bru if you ever have a hangover.
You probably won't be able to understand us, at least at first.
But even if you don't understand what we're saying, our accent will get you pregnant.
We'll make you go to things called "ceilidhs".
Oh, and our idea of a fun day trip is to climb up a fucking mountain or some shit.
Our idea of what counts as "beach weather" might not really match yours, either.
Our weird behaviour at sporting events can be a bit hard to get used to.
We'll get annoyed with you for the weirdest reasons.
And you might find that we don't even like things that you thought we loved.
We'll try to force you to adopt our culture.
And we're not traditionally romantic.
But don't be fooled – we can surprise you and pull out all the romantic stops when it counts.
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