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21 Scottish Mums Literally Just Being Mums

"Hav u been checking your balls? Not being funny you need to check them xxx"

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1. This thrifty mum, who knows the best way to save money.

Christmas from ma maw still has the tag on it what a shoplifter

2. This mum, whose exam advice is kind but baffling.

my mum doesn't seem to understand exams

3. And this mum, who demanded pics of her son's lecture or it didn't happen.

Ma maw wanted evidence that a was at college cos she hinks a wis pluggin it

4. This mum, whose cocktail game is not strong.

I sent Ma maw a picture of my strawberry daiquiri and she replied this, the wummins no right

5. This mum, who avoided taking any cheek in her own house by storming out of it.

Beccas fell oot wi ma maw so she's actual sitting outside in the car hahahahahaha

6. This mum, who wanted to commemorate her encounter with a B-list celebrity.

Hahaha still canny believe ma maw got a mug made up from the time she met jay from the inbetweeners in ayr central

7. This mum, who isn't afraid to dole out deeply embarrassing health advice.

8. This mum, who knows her daughter all too well.

ma maw actual bought me this for the weekend

9. This mum, who doesn't let food go to waste.

Just spotted this in ma hoose, can someone please explain to me why ma maw has 3 burnt potato wedges in a frame?

10. This mum, who seems to think spiders are afraid of neon yellow Breaking Bad costumes.

Haha I'm gonna die ma maw cleaning out the shed n she's put this on cos there's spiders

11. This mum, who a) looks amazing for 47 and b) shouldn't go on Facebook when she's pissed.

dinny ken wits worse, ma maw or her facebook posts

12. This mum, who fucking loves pugs.

13. This mum, who fucking loves The Proclaimers.

Ma maw phoned me twice and ma phone was in ma pocket and replied wae texts, thats wit she replied πŸ˜‚

14. This mum, who should probably leave the DIY to the experts.

Hahahahahaha nae way ma maw stood on the sink to reach a bit to paint n burst it off the wall πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15. This overdramatic mum who probably got a few New Year condolence cards.

Hahahaha why's ma maw writing it like am deed πŸ˜‚

16. And this even more overdramatic mum, who might want to lay off the emojis.

Ma maw cos I lost my key for the third time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17. This mum, who doesn't really understand the phrase "table decoration".

My maw has tried to make a table decoration oot of a jar of peas n carrots

18. This mum, who may well have a squad that her son doesn't know about.

Why's ma maw sharing that as if she's in a group chat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19. This mum, who really wants people to know she supports her gay kid.

does ma maw support equal marriage a dno??

20. This mum, who knows how to keep her man in check.

As if ma hangover wasn't bad enough ma maw posts this on fb

21. And this mum, who puts up with a wee bit too much from hers.

Pmsl ma da's no letting ma maw watch the tele so she's sitting here aw chuffed watching it oan her phoneπŸ˜‚

He definitely deserves a grated fanny sandwich.