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21 Times Glaswegians Were Hilarious, OTT, And Extra As Fuck

Glasgow, where going overboard is just a way of life.

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1. When this guy trained a group of crows to follow him and his dog everywhere they go.

"He's usually to be found in Alexandra Park with hundreds of crows around him and his dog sitting patiently." Metal as fuck.
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"He's usually to be found in Alexandra Park with hundreds of crows around him and his dog sitting patiently." Metal as fuck.

2. When Jimmy's nan bought him condoms.

Condoms with her face on them, no less. "I'll be watching you." Argh.
Twitter: @jimmykieron

Condoms with her face on them, no less. "I'll be watching you." Argh.

3. When this grandma handed in her notice in style.

Oan yersel', Marlene.
Twitter: @_kaitlynmcgrory

Oan yersel', Marlene.

4. And when this granny wasn't going to let a little thing like the truth get in the way of getting on TV.

She looks so smug.
Twitter: @Leighaaan

She looks so smug.

5. When this happened.

?????????
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?????????

6. When this blue-haired hero held an impromptu counselling session with a fox.

7. And when this woman tried to give CPR to a dead pigeon.

Spoiler alert: She definitely shouldn't quit her day job to become a vet.

8. When a chippy decided to milk this celebrity visit for all it's worth.

"Justin Bieber Haggis Special" sounds like a really weird sex position.
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"Justin Bieber Haggis Special" sounds like a really weird sex position.

9. When someone invented "postal reality Tinder." (??)

"Hi, I'm Robin. I have very long finger nails on my right hand and my flat smells of stale curry. My toilet is a small cupboard." *Swipes right*
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"Hi, I'm Robin. I have very long finger nails on my right hand and my flat smells of stale curry. My toilet is a small cupboard." *Swipes right*

10. When Auntie Maria told it like it is.

"Half a hunner, still a stunner."
Twitter: @poshtitspinkyup

"Half a hunner, still a stunner."

11. When this wean went all out at Halloween.

12. And when these lassies went to their work party as a booze carry-out.

Nice.

13. When this guy casually sparked up while taking his pet lizard for a walk.

14. And when someone decided to sell an "iguana".

Instagram: @laisdavidson

Seems legit.

15. When this business owner went radge and shunted a car away from his shop with a forklift.

The car was legally parked, but he DGAF.
Twitter: @ScottishSun

The car was legally parked, but he DGAF.

16. When this wee lad pretended to be an opera singer.

@fraserbrand pretended to be an opera singer to seduce gavins maw

(It's worth sticking the sound on for this one.)

17. When this OAP definitely acted her age.

18. When this driver was spotted rocking the most patriotic turban of all time.

What a legend.
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What a legend.

19. When England were playing Iceland, so these guys made their own "football shirts".

Just 5p each!

20. When Julie wasn't having any nonsense.

"Fork you, pal!"
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"Fork you, pal!"

21. And when this lassie made an incredibly OTT request.

Glaswegians: Always giving you extra.
Twitter: @grEnt_

Glaswegians: Always giving you extra.