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18 Disgraceful Things That Wouldn't Have Happened In An Independent Scotland

#SaveTheGingies

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1. This unseemly combination.

Once again I'm reduced to drinking coffee from a mug labeled 'Tea'. This would never have happened in an independent Scotland.

2. This strangely symbolic fallen goalpost.

This would never have happened in an independent Scotland! 😠

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3. This deeply biased and misguided decision.

Another Krispy Kreme store is gonna be in Scotland but not Glasgow... This wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland

4. This unhealthy predicament.

Not enough space in my bag for my broccoli. Wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland. #RaveVeg

5. This massive rip-off.

Packet a orange club biscuits just cost me 2.40, wouldny have happened in an independent scotland

6. This tragic accident.

I've got a bit of black pepper stuck between my teeth. This would never have happened in an independent Scotland.

7. And this one.

I just trod on my glasses and now they're well and truly buggered. This wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland.

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8. This cream-of-tomato-based outrage.

No soup at all in Greggs today... Wouldn't have happened in an Independent Scotland.

9. This act of god.

This shit weather for TITP wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland I'll tell ye that for free

10. And this one.

All rail shut, 20,000 homes without power, winds up to 106mph #hurricanetrampoline wouldn't have happened in an Independent Scotland

11. This show of bad taste.

@JournoStephen 8 people on YouTube have 'disliked' the 'Kittens Vs Yarn' vid you posted. Wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland.

12. This person's eyebrows.

"Your eyebrows most definitely wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland". That's a new one :-)

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13. This autocorrect fail.

in an independent Scotland THIS widny happen

14. This rude behaviour.

Some guy sitting in my reserved seat on the train. Wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland.

15. And finally, this utterly shameful decision.

Fucking shite, well wouldn't have happened in an independent Scotland #wearethe45

16. Sorry to break it to you, but it's true.

The thrill of bolting to the shop for a "free" mixture will never be the same again. #SaveTheGingies https://t.co/ZJPjb1YrZk

17. This would never have happened...

I hope all you No voters are fkn happy wi yersel, they’ve scrapped the glass cheque! Would never have happened in an independent Scotland…

18. ...in an independent Scotland.

There is legitimately people going into crisis right now cos they can't get fags with gingie bottles anymore #savethegingies

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