19 Food Photos That Will Make All Scottish People Extremely Angry

    Hipsters need to stay the fuck away from our sausage rolls.

    Hilary Mitchell
    by Hilary Mitchell

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This utter travesty.

    Twitter: @Melfyx

    Whoever did this should be deported for wasting wine. And potatoes.

    2. This full Scottish breakfast, with a fucking lemon.

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    And even worse, no square sausage. DISGRACEFUL.

    3. And this fry-up, served on a shovel.

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    Although at least it's lemon-free. Small mercies, etc.

    4. This bridie, served inside a book.

    Twitter: @WeWantPlates

    Sorry, served inside a greasy book.

    5. This shameful effort by Greggs.

    Twitter: @FestiveZombie

    What's next, Greggs? Cat piss rolls? Poo sandwiches? Salad? Urgh.

    6. And this attempt to rebrand a humble sausage roll.

    Twitter: @Taxi_Vader

    *Cocks shotgun* Back off, hipsters.

    7. This massive rip off.

    Twitter: @Ethan_Maitland

    £2 for a roll? Bolt.

    8. This waste of a damn good kebab.

    Twitter: @JadeLindsay8

    Don't eat drunk food in the bath, people.

    9. This monstrous, messed up haggis sushi.

    Facebook: Mattaki

    KILL IT WITH FIRE.

    10. This deeply fucked up tragedy.

    Twitter: @waamms

    This would never have happened in an independent Scotland.

    11. This half-pint of haggis, neeps, and tatties.

    Twitter: @WeWantPlates

    Which probably has Robert Burns birlin' in his grave.

    12. This Scotch egg served in a fucking jelly mould.

    Twitter: @WeWantPlates

    With a side of burnt gravel in a tiny bin lid.

    13. This piss-taking excuse for a cake.

    Twitter: @skyemclauchlin_

    14. And this even more tragic school lunch.

    Twitter: @NeverSeconds

    Served up at Lochgilphead Primary. Smh.

    15. These fish and chips served in a shot glass.

    Twitter: @gary_lancaster

    How raging would you be?

    16. And this mouse-sized fry up at a Scottish hotel.

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    "Naw, I couldn't possibly eat any more. So stuffed."

    17. These ruined sausages in a plastic bowl.

    Twitter: @hayleymwimarie

    You'll need more than a can of Irn-Bru to wash that down.

    18. This roll and sausage...with salad.

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    There's a special place in hell reserved for the person who did this.

    19. And, of course, this distressing sight.

    Twitter: @JakeJMitchell

    65P FOR A FREDDO!!!!!! Thanks, Brexit.