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19 Food Photos That Will Make All Scottish People Extremely Angry

Hipsters need to stay the fuck away from our sausage rolls.

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1. This utter travesty.

Whoever did this should be deported for wasting wine. And potatoes.
Twitter: @Melfyx

Whoever did this should be deported for wasting wine. And potatoes.

2. This full Scottish breakfast, with a fucking lemon.

And even worse, no square sausage. DISGRACEFUL.
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And even worse, no square sausage. DISGRACEFUL.

3. And this fry-up, served on a shovel.

Although at least it's lemon-free. Small mercies, etc.
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Although at least it's lemon-free. Small mercies, etc.

4. This bridie, served inside a book.

Sorry, served inside a greasy book.

5. This shameful effort by Greggs.

What's next, Greggs? Cat piss rolls? Poo sandwiches? Salad? Urgh.
Twitter: @FestiveZombie

What's next, Greggs? Cat piss rolls? Poo sandwiches? Salad? Urgh.

6. And this attempt to rebrand a humble sausage roll.

*Cocks shotgun* Back off, hipsters.
Twitter: @Taxi_Vader

*Cocks shotgun* Back off, hipsters.

7. This massive rip off.

£2 for a roll? Bolt.
Twitter: @Ethan_Maitland

£2 for a roll? Bolt.

8. This waste of a damn good kebab.

Don't eat drunk food in the bath, people.
Twitter: @JadeLindsay8

Don't eat drunk food in the bath, people.

9. This monstrous, messed up haggis sushi.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Facebook: Mattaki

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

10. This deeply fucked up tragedy.

This would never have happened in an independent Scotland.
Twitter: @waamms

This would never have happened in an independent Scotland.

11. This half-pint of haggis, neeps, and tatties.

Which probably has Robert Burns birlin' in his grave.
Twitter: @WeWantPlates

Which probably has Robert Burns birlin' in his grave.

12. This Scotch egg served in a fucking jelly mould.

With a side of burnt gravel in a tiny bin lid.
Twitter: @WeWantPlates

With a side of burnt gravel in a tiny bin lid.

13. This piss-taking excuse for a cake.

14. And this even more tragic school lunch.

Served up at Lochgilphead Primary. Smh.
Twitter: @NeverSeconds

Served up at Lochgilphead Primary. Smh.

15. These fish and chips served in a shot glass.

How raging would you be?
Twitter: @gary_lancaster

How raging would you be?

16. And this mouse-sized fry up at a Scottish hotel.

"Naw, I couldn't possibly eat any more. So stuffed."
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"Naw, I couldn't possibly eat any more. So stuffed."

17. These ruined sausages in a plastic bowl.

You'll need more than a can of Irn-Bru to wash that down.
Twitter: @hayleymwimarie

You'll need more than a can of Irn-Bru to wash that down.

18. This roll and sausage...with salad.

There's a special place in hell reserved for the person who did this.
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There's a special place in hell reserved for the person who did this.

19. And, of course, this distressing sight.

65P FOR A FREDDO!!!!!! Thanks, Brexit.
Twitter: @JakeJMitchell

65P FOR A FREDDO!!!!!! Thanks, Brexit.