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18 Times Scotland's Female Politicians Gave Literally Zero Fucks

Nicola Sturgeon, Ruth Davidson, and Mhairi Black have got no time for your shit.

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1. When Nicola Sturgeon shut down a journalist who had the cheek to comment on her outfit.

@skydavidblevins oh no, male journalist and male politician wear same suit!! :-)

David: “LOL look Nicola Sturgeon and UTV deputy political editor Tracey Magee own the same outfit!”

Nicola: “Really, David? Really?”

2. When Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson took the piss out of every other politician in the UK.

(Crabb was a "traditional values" Conservative candidate who opposed equal marriage and was later implicated in a sexting scandal.)
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(Crabb was a "traditional values" Conservative candidate who opposed equal marriage and was later implicated in a sexting scandal.)

3. When Renfrewshire MP Mhairi Black refused to be silenced or intimidated by homophobic trolls.

*applauds*

4. When Ruth nailed a penalty.

Where's Ruth Davidson when you need someone to take a penalty? #POL #POR

Nailed it to heck.

5. When Nicola was cheerfully rude about UKIP.

6. And when she called a spade a spade.

"Bollocks, mate. It's bollocks. Bollocks is what it is."
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"Bollocks, mate. It's bollocks. Bollocks is what it is."

7. When Ruth had no time for fellow Tory Angela Leadsom's comments about motherhood.

I am childless. I have nieces and nephews. I believe I - like everyone else - have a very real stake in our country.

8. And when she stuck up for Labour politician Angela Eagle.

I don't care who you are - in public office or a private citizen - or what your politics are. This abuse is not on. https://t.co/utTrrAOBte

9. When Nicola took away Donald Trump's business ambassador role after his incendiary speech about Muslims.

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"Should I really do this? He might be president one day."

"Hahahaha yes. You're fired, ya bam."

10. When the leaders of the three main political parties all bunked off work to watch tennis.

Because they fucking could.
Twitter: @kdugdalemsp

Because they fucking could.

11. When Nicola joined forces with Plaid Cymru's Leanne Wood to verbally batter Nigel Farage.

*bam* *kapow* *thwack*

12. And when she gave Dave Cameron the most savage side-eye the world has ever seen.

if I've learnt anything in life, when you get that look from a Scottish women, you're fucked and not in a good way.

Because we're powerful, noble, poetic land mermaids who shouldn't have to hide our true feelings.

13. When Nicola helped a guy propose to his boyfriend.

...Paul (seen here on one knee) asked me to deliver his marriage proposal to Ian on his behalf 2/3...

It's all in a day's work for the first minister.

14. When Ruth casually flicked some v's at a photographer.

Ruth Davidson and Sarah Wollaston are my 2 favourite politicians. God is cruel for making them Tory

"I literally do not give a fucking shit." – Ruth Davidson, probably

15. When Nicola sent Boris Johnson to the burn ward.

*Hands Boris some ointment*
Twitter: @NicolaSturgeon

*Hands Boris some ointment*

16. And did the same to UKIP's David Coburn.

*Calls David an ambulance*
Twitter: @NicolaSturgeon

*Calls David an ambulance*

17. When Mhairi Black shunned the fancy food at Westminster Palace in favour of a chip butty.

She has no fear of carb-shamers. She is mighty.
Twitter: @AnneMcLaughlin

She has no fear of carb-shamers. She is mighty.

18. When Nicola tweeted this truly inspiring message to young women everywhere.

Politics aside - I hope girls everywhere look at this photograph and believe nothing should be off limits for them.

Twitter: @NicolaSturgeon

19. And, most importantly of all, when Ruth sat on a buffalo.

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Because she is a strong, independent woman and she can do ANYTHING she wants. And also because Scotland is weird.