1. If you move to Glasgow instead of London, you'll never be able to go to quirky pop-ups in cool places.
2. Or dance at vibrant, lively outdoor festivals.
3. You won't be able to get a good job in Glasgow.
4. Glaswegians rarely do anything to help others.
What a legend this taxi driver is! #GeorgeSquare #Glasgow #PeopleMakeGlasgow
We just look out for ourselves.
5. We don't have a good sense of humour, either.
6. Glasgow rents are a bit cheaper, but would you really want to live in a dive like this?
Such a cheek charging £665 a month for this Glasgow waterfront flat with a pool.
7. And buying a house in Glasgow is virtually impossible.
Can you believe someone's trying to charge £130,000 for this shithole? Sure, it has three bedrooms, wooden floors, an open fire, and a garden, but urgh.
8. We definitely don't have any cool or colourful markets to rival Borough or Spitalfields.
9. Or awesome street art.
10. Everyone knows that Glasgow is ugly, and grimy.
11. It's really gritty and industrial as well.
12. And there are loads of hard-hearted, tough, and uncaring people lurking around.
13. You won't find any good museums in Glasgow.
14. Or any fancy restaurants either.
15. Not to mention interesting cafés.
16. It goes without saying, but London's parks are better than any you'll find in grotty old Glasgow.
17. London is easy to escape, unlike Glasgow.
18. There's no real music scene in Glasgow either.
19. Plus, people in Glasgow don't really know how to have a good time.
20. In fact, there's nothing interesting to do at all.
21. To be honest, it's basically just one big, ugly, concrete housing estate.
Seriously, just choose London instead.
