27 Reasons To Never Have A Staffordshire Bull Terrier As A Pet

They're so vicious and unpredictable.

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3. They're not good with children...

5. ...or cows...

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8. Bascially, they'll attack anything that moves.


11. They can't stand to be hugged.


14. They'll upstage you with their dress sense.


16. They're terrible kissers.


17. They're always plotting something.

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19. Plus they're really lazy.

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20. They have no sense of fun.


23. They totally don't need your love and affection.


24. In short: There's no way anyone could ever want one of these horrible, scary dogs.


25. They're nasty pieces of work.


Do not - under any circumstances - adopt Lexi.

26. In fact, they're absolutely terrifying.


27. Yep: You'd have to be crazy to adopt one of these killing machines.

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If you're determined to ignore our advice, then this list of Staffie rescue centres in the UK is a good place to start your search. Don't say we didn't warn you.