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24 Commandments That All British People Secretly Live By

"Thou shalt not go home without buying thy round." (via #AwfullyBritishCommandments)

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#AwfullyBritishCommandments If thou hast arranged a barbecue then thou must proceed as Dave hath brought peroni and… https://t.co/6DcRi5ZRiq

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When abroad you shalt seek out other British idiots with whom to debauch thyself #AwfullyBritishCommandments

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Thou shalt always offer tea to anyone who walketh through thy door. #AwfullyBritishCommandments

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#AwfullyBritishCommandments Thou shall stick a traffic cone on a statues head when drunk

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Newspapers shalt measure hot days in Fahrenheit, but cold days in Celsius #AwfullyBritishCommandments

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