26 Tweets To Send To Your Friend If You Both Love Dogs More Than People
"OMG this is us" – you to your friend, while simultaneously petting 12 dogs.
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friend: "hey let's go out tonight" me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party"
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This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you all… https://t.co/fsGw2YvQRL
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DATE: my eyes are up here ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry
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this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tr… https://t.co/vT1WeJ9yTY
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I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was… https://t.co/GGgOMqJGiA
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my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment… https://t.co/OtaiWyvfYQ
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I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me
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made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game
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me: any historical figure? wizard: that’s right [later at dinner] Beethoven: you seem disappointed me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine
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[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]
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every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby
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"can i see ur phone" uh ok one sec
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Interviewer: u worked in sales before? Me: yeah Interviewer: what's your background? Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti
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fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire me: did u bring the Dalmatian fireman: what? we just saved your life me: where's the dog
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my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back
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accountant: "youre basically broke" wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff" me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"
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yeah i love BDSM, Big Dogs and Small Mdogs
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[1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you
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I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG
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"Bro check out that DILP." "Where? Wait what's a DILP?" "Dog I'd Like to Pet."
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I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier
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U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah"
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I will pet your dog until you call the police
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dog: me: i would die for you
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this could be us