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    26 Tweets To Send To Your Friend If You Both Love Dogs More Than People

    "OMG this is us" – you to your friend, while simultaneously petting 12 dogs.

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    friend: "hey let's go out tonight" me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party"

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    This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you all… https://t.co/fsGw2YvQRL

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    DATE: my eyes are up here ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry

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    this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tr… https://t.co/vT1WeJ9yTY

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    I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was… https://t.co/GGgOMqJGiA

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    my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment… https://t.co/OtaiWyvfYQ

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    I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me

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    made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game

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    me: any historical figure? wizard: that’s right [later at dinner] Beethoven: you seem disappointed me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine

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    [makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]

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    every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby

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    "can i see ur phone" uh ok one sec

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    Interviewer: u worked in sales before? Me: yeah Interviewer: what's your background? Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti

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    fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire me: did u bring the Dalmatian fireman: what? we just saved your life me: where's the dog

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    my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back

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    accountant: "youre basically broke" wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff" me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"

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    yeah i love BDSM, Big Dogs and Small Mdogs

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    [1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you

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    I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG

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    "Bro check out that DILP." "Where? Wait what's a DILP?" "Dog I'd Like to Pet."

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    I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier

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    U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah"

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    I will pet your dog until you call the police

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