Buzz·Posted on 16 Jan 201826 Tweets To Send To Your Friend If You Both Love Dogs More Than People"OMG this is us" – you to your friend, while simultaneously petting 12 dogs.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency friend: "hey let's go out tonight" me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party" 02:25 AM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. alek🐌 @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you all… https://t.co/fsGw2YvQRL 12:35 AM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. jomny sun @jonnysun DATE: my eyes are up here ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry 05:02 AM - 15 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. nathan zed 🥀 @NathanZed this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tr… https://t.co/vT1WeJ9yTY 05:07 AM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Louise Hung @LouiseHung1 I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was… https://t.co/GGgOMqJGiA 08:32 PM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. monica heisey @monicaheisey my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment… https://t.co/OtaiWyvfYQ 02:32 PM - 13 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Deirdre @figgled I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me 09:21 AM - 04 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. manny404 @mannynotfound made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game 12:07 AM - 28 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. dan mentos @DanMentos me: any historical figure? wizard: that’s right [later at dinner] Beethoven: you seem disappointed me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine 08:20 PM - 18 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it] 11:44 PM - 10 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. dalton day @lilghosthands every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby 02:02 PM - 10 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. jomny sun @jonnysun "can i see ur phone" uh ok one sec 06:26 AM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. David Hughes @david8hughes Interviewer: u worked in sales before? Me: yeah Interviewer: what's your background? Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti 03:22 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. kurtis conner @kurtisconner fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire me: did u bring the Dalmatian fireman: what? we just saved your life me: where's the dog 11:40 PM - 30 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. emily @spaghemily my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back 08:00 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. k e i t h 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato accountant: "youre basically broke" wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff" me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid" 02:44 PM - 27 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. hell baby @cyberbabe1998 yeah i love BDSM, Big Dogs and Small Mdogs 04:05 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lazy dog @LaziestCanine [1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you 12:32 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Victoria Aycock @victoriaaycock I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG 12:08 AM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Mike Primavera @primawesome "Bro check out that DILP." "Where? Wait what's a DILP?" "Dog I'd Like to Pet." 07:02 PM - 23 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ethan Harvey @ethanharv I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier 09:54 PM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah" 01:58 AM - 27 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42 I will pet your dog until you call the police 05:02 AM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. emily angelica @existentiaIly dog: me: i would die for you 06:07 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Real @FactsAboutBoys this could be us 04:48 AM - 16 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite