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21 Small Moments That Are Borderline Orgasmic For Scottish People

Because nothing beats the crisp, meaty embrace of a warm Scotch pie.

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1. The moment you take the first chewy, crispy, sugary bite of a freshly unwrapped Caramel Wafer.

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Even though Tunnock's are "traitors".

2. When you get to leave work early because the public transport system can't handle the fact that its snowing.

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*Crying* "I'd like to thank ScotRail for being so rubbish, and all the bus drivers for just giving up and going home."

3. Watching shitty weather from inside your warm, cozy house on a day you don't have to go anywhere.

"Tam, your trampoline's migrating."

4. Finding a coat that can actually protect you from the cold.

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Because the alternative is just cutting some arm holes in a duvet.

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5. Crunching through fresh snow and frozen puddles after the first icy snap of the winter.

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A feeling that makes bitter, freezing weather almost worth it. Almost.

6. Lazing around on a Scottish bank holiday when you know everyone else in the UK is at work.

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7. Sinking your teeth into a hot, crisp Scotch pie.

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So carby. So greasy. So good.

8. The truly magical moment when you realise it's finally warm enough to go outside without a coat.

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"Truly magical moment" = that one day a year.

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9. When sunny weather magically coincides with a weekend.

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10. And you manage to get through an entire barbecue without feeling a spot of rain.

Even if you do have to rush everything and improvise because you're so scared the sun will disappear.
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Even if you do have to rush everything and improvise because you're so scared the sun will disappear.

11. Screaming the "DA DA DA DA" bit from "500 Miles" at the top of your lungs.

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Ideally when drunk, or at T in the Park, or both.

12. When you and your squad manage to get to the off-licence just in the nick of time.

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"Run! It's 9:55pm!"

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13. Opening a fridge to see this:

Especially if you've been on the lash the night before.
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Especially if you've been on the lash the night before.

14. Firing into a full Scottish breakfast when you've got a total bastard of a hangover.

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Or at any time, really.

15. Or biting into a fluffy AF morning roll full of salty bacon and lashings of sauce.

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Brown sauce, obviously. GTFO with your ketchup shite.

16. Coming up with the perfect, zingiest, wittiest comeback without missing a beat.

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17. When you see the Falkirk Wheel do its thing.

Who knew canal-based engineering could be so oddly satisfying?

18. Treating yourself to some well-earned pub grub at the end of a long, scenic walk.

Pint of equally well-earned beer not pictured.

19. When Scotland win any sporting championship whatsoever.

Even if it's elephant polo.
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Even if it's elephant polo.

20. Or, more importantly, when England lose any sporting championship whatsoever.

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Sorry, England. We just can't help ourselves.

21. And the best feeling of all: Seeing this sign.

We are all this knight waving a Saltire. Alba gu bràth!
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We are all this knight waving a Saltire. Alba gu bràth!