Buzz·Posted on 28 Jan 201622 Brutally Honest Confessions From A Veterinarian"OK guys, admit it: Who put these cat bollocks in my mug?"by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Before you ask: Yes, we have all put our hands up a cow's bum. View this photo on Instagram 2. We often end up collecting animals. View this photo on Instagram 3. We play pranks quite a lot to lighten the mood. View this photo on Instagram 4. We get asked some really daft questions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. We can't really help having to charge fees, but we do try to keep them as fair as possible. View this photo on Instagram 6. Though we often charge less than we should, so you can afford the treatment your pet needs. View this photo on Instagram 7. Putting down animals never, ever gets any easier. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. We try very hard not to let it show, though. View this photo on Instagram 9. Parts of our job make us question our career choices. View this photo on Instagram 10. And we get bitten and scratched all the damn time. View this photo on Instagram 11. We know when you’re bending the truth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. But we also try really hard not to judge you. View this photo on Instagram 13. It helps that we're not perfect either. View this photo on Instagram 14. We do get angry when we see obese pets though. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And sometimes an owner will really shock us. View this photo on Instagram 16. We're never really off duty. View this photo on Instagram 17. And we can, and do, report owners to the RSPCA. View this photo on Instagram 18. Sometimes our clients tell us things that go way beyond our normal remit. View this photo on Instagram 19. Some of the things you do make us laugh uncontrollably. View this photo on Instagram 20. And other things are just plain weird. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. In short, our jobs are busy, tiring, emotional roller coasters. View this photo on Instagram 22. But, at the end of the day, your gratitude keeps us going. View this photo on Instagram