Buzz·Posted on 24 Nov 201525 Brutally Honest Confessions From A GPPlease stop putting your dicks in our eyes.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. A lot of guys forget to wear underpants to consultations. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And even more people forget to have a wash. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Although you do get over the grossness after a while. View this photo on Instagram 4. Ten-minute appointments are a nightmare for us too. View this photo on Instagram 5. It's never OK to show up late. View this photo on Instagram 6. And we hate it when you're rude to the receptionist. View this photo on Instagram 7. We know when you're lying to us. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. We multiply the number of units you claim to drink a week by about four. 9. Though we don't always practice what we preach. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. We get hit on quite a lot. View this photo on Instagram 11. We get shouted at a lot, too, and it's never fun. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. If you're enough of a dick, we can actually de-register you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Although we're sometimes not that upset when you don't show up. View this photo on Instagram 14. Getting thank-you cards is a real highlight. View this photo on Instagram 15. The media get on our tits (and lie) a lot. View this photo on Instagram 16. No one gets annoyed that we don't work at weekends. View this photo on Instagram 17. We hate daft questions too. View this photo on Instagram 18. Writing pointless sick notes to placate your HR team is pretty frustrating. View this photo on Instagram 19. But that's not nearly as annoying as dealing with people who want notes for a no win, no fee claim. View this photo on Instagram 20. But Dr Google is the biggest pain in the ass of all. View this photo on Instagram 21. You don't get special treatment just because you don't visit the surgery often. View this photo on Instagram 22. Newsflash: We're not that young. View this photo on Instagram 23. We don't want to diagnose our friends' medical issues. View this photo on Instagram 24. We (kind of) talk about you behind your back. View this photo on Instagram 25. We genuinely love what we do. View this photo on Instagram