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Once a class clown, always a class clown.
Usually with a list of jokes about their ex you've been working on for weeks.
Before you know it, you're friends for life.
Not that this 'Lidl Mermaid' costume isn't sexy of course.
Especially if alcohol was involved.
Usually after you make yet another lame pun.
"Are you deaf? Can you not hear me?"
"Why would you say that?"
1500 pics of you on Facebook; not a single one you can use for a job application.
You're way funnier - and more entertaining - than the entire internet.
If your jokes don't get any likes you delete them and hope no one noticed.
But that just makes you more endearing.
No matter how dangerous or unhygienic.
That's what makes you a clown and not a bully.
It's totally worth it.
The world needs you (and so do your friends).
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