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    21 Best Arrested Development Quotes

    The new series of Arrested Development is headed to Netflix this Sunday (26th May) ending years of hope, dashed hope, new hope, speculation and anticipation. To get you in the mood, here are the 21 finest Arrested Development quotes OF ALL TIME.

    21. "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

    Ah, a Lucille classic. She won't do anything she doesn't want to do, which can be a bit awkward as the only thing she ever wants to do is drink heavily. In the morning.

    20. "Get me a vodka rocks." "Mom, it's breakfast." "And a piece of toast."

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    ...see what I mean?

    19. "Lindsay, that's not a Vol-vo"

    It's amazing what they got away with.

    18. "I don't want no part of yo' tight ass country club!"

    Franklin. The tenth Bluth.

    17. "An analyst, AND a therapist..."

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    Definitely a 'world's first'.

    16. "Who'd like a banger..."

    Ah, Mrs. Featherbottom- an angel amongst 'women'.

    15. "STEVE HOLT!"

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    14. "Watch out for bridges and hop-ons."

    Ah, the stair car. Best vehicle in the world...if you don't mind travelling at about 15 m.p.h. while trailing a human chain of hitch-hiking skateboarders.

    13. "She calls it a mayonegg."

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    Ann, the most upsetting human of all time, even when she isn't in the room.

    12. "Marry me."

    How do you con your way into a movie studio exec role as a teenager? Simple- just propose to any- and every- person you come across.

    11. "CoK-a-CaW, cOk-A-cAw."

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    Gob's chicken dance is the stuff of legend, but do you remember Lindsay's version?

    10. "I love all my children equally..."

    Lucille Bluth. Mother of the year.

    9. "Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

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    Never nudism is a terrible affliction...

    8. "Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities and may decrease your sex drive. Teamocil does not cause hallucinations."

    The Natural Life Food Company has a lot to answer for.

    7. "Say goodbye to these!"

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    6. "I'm afraid I just blue myself."

    Don't worry Tobias. As Kermit would probably say if he were blue...It's not easy being blue.

    5. "You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw."

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    Why should YOU go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

    4. "I've made a huge mistake..."

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    Haven't we all, Bluths. Haven't we all.

    3. "NO TOUCHING."

    2. "I'm a MONSTER."

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    Never anger a loose seal...

    1. "There's always money in the banana stand."

    The line that defined a generation.

    Handy financial tip: it's probably better to store your money in a bank rather than hiding it inside a flammable fiberglass banana.