1. Ross, who is probably still sleeping on the floor.
Fuck yodel man
They probably hid it behind his bin.
2. And Lauren, who lives outside now.
Can't get in ma flat cos a junkie has fallen asleep and has quoted me £80 for him to move. Love Dundee
3. Poor, sad-eyed Callum.
4. Adam (and his girlfriend).
5. Katie and Robbie.
6. This mum.
7. Steve, who went arse over tit in the mud at TITP.
8. Roisin, who is so fired.
9. This equally fired guy.
10. Carley, who should maybe think before she tweets.
Wtf has just happened😳
Awkward.
11. And Rachael.
12. Poor, squashy Grant.
when ye canny handle the sun
Although his arm does look delicious.
13. Another Roisin, who regrets her life choices.
I hate uni already
14. This man's relatives.
Seen yer da got his death wish
15. Ryan, who hasn't eaten in months.
Ma maw knows a hate shreddies, n she's been hidin the scran in here for fkn ages wit a snake
16. Ross County F.C.
Meanwhile in Scotland...
Haha awwww.
17. Fraser, who ruined his bum, and his relationship with his mum.
ma maw fuckin hates me
18. Stephen and his parents.
19. And Connor, who no longer has a dick.
