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19 Scots Who Failed So Hard They Just Failed In 2016

Pray for them all.

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1. Ross, who is probably still sleeping on the floor.

They probably hid it behind his bin.

2. And Lauren, who lives outside now.

Can't get in ma flat cos a junkie has fallen asleep and has quoted me £80 for him to move. Love Dundee

3. Poor, sad-eyed Callum.

Whose suspicious girlfriend made him wear a woman-repelling T-shirt to Magaluf.
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Whose suspicious girlfriend made him wear a woman-repelling T-shirt to Magaluf.

4. Adam (and his girlfriend).

His burd probably should have made him a T-shirt.
Twitter: @Emma__Peacock

His burd probably should have made him a T-shirt.

5. Katie and Robbie.

You need to move out, guys.
Twitter: @Robbieewartt

You need to move out, guys.

6. This mum.

She is still called that.
Twitter: @Harleyhunter_

She is still called that.

7. Steve, who went arse over tit in the mud at TITP.

Your Barbour jacket can't protect you from TITP, Steve. Nothing can.
Twitter: @scottish_tweets

Your Barbour jacket can't protect you from TITP, Steve. Nothing can.

8. Roisin, who is so fired.

9. This equally fired guy.

Maybe he has two maws?
Twitter: @magic_fing3rs

Maybe he has two maws?

10. Carley, who should maybe think before she tweets.

Awkward.

11. And Rachael.

Oops.

12. Poor, squashy Grant.

Although his arm does look delicious.

13. Another Roisin, who regrets her life choices.

14. This man's relatives.

15. Ryan, who hasn't eaten in months.

Ma maw knows a hate shreddies, n she's been hidin the scran in here for fkn ages wit a snake

16. Ross County F.C.

Haha awwww.

17. Fraser, who ruined his bum, and his relationship with his mum.

18. Stephen and his parents.

Twitter: @zoebalfour_
Twitter: @zoebalfour_

19. And Connor, who no longer has a dick.

Sorry for your loss, Connor.
Twitter: @kirsty_shevlin

Sorry for your loss, Connor.