1. Self-smashing avocado.
2. Shoes that transform into a mobile shelter.
3. Gluten-free gluten.
4. A veganator.
5. A Myki ticket inspector tracking app.
6. An app that estimates wait times at cafes and restaurants that don't take bookings.
7. A t-shirt that says "on weekdays, we wear black".
8. Or, a t-shirt that says "for brunch, we wear activewear".
9. Negroni iceblocks.
10. A vape holster.
11. An app that translates street art.
12. On-tap cold drip coffee.
13. An instant beard.
14. Contouring kits for pale people.
15. A Sydney-blocker.
16. Aperol spritz as a spray.
17. Affordable housing.
18. And a train line to Melbourne Airport.
