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Which Lonely Stoner Are You

find the fuck out - right here right now - yee boi - get schwifty - shit on the floor.

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  1. Pick an article of clothing

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    Very fuzzy onesie
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    Anything designer
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    Something ripped
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    Prison shirt
  2. On a typical friday night - where are you?

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    Recovering from all the md that you did that morning with bae
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    Being held back by your friends as you try and buy a whole bottle of belvedere at the club
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    Rapping very passionately to every song that comes on in the club
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    missing - maybe at a casino - maybe breaking a toilet - you never know
  3. Pick a munchie

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    Pretzel bites
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    chili heat wave doritos
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    A sandwich and or wrap
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    Sour skittles
  4. What's your drug of choice?

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    Yay
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    Acid
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    Something synthetic
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    Molly
  5. What's you most prized possession?

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    Juulio
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    Rolex
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    Neck warmer/ hat/ multipurpose knitted piece
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    Old sneakers
  6. What's your go to music?

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    Anything skizzy - literally anything
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    Mellow music - probably your boyfriends
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    Political rap
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    Country - anything with a southern twang
  7. What's your go to hangover cure?

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    Baguette stuffed
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    I don't get hangovers
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    In your onesie, slowly decaying, waiting for death
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    An entire season of Hells Kitchen
  8. Where are you sitting at the bus stop?

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    Bench
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    Your special chair
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    Bendy chair - make sure it's the extra bendy one
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    Asian squatting somewhere
  9. What is your drunk persona?

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    13 year old girl who just got drunk for the first time and starts twerking
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    Sesh gremlin aka moneybagssssssssssss
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    Weirdly energetic Babadook who needs their chicken nugz
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    The invisible man
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