1. I go with everything.
Seriously. Name a single food that doesn’t taste better with me. I bet you can’t do it.
3. I’m All-American
I am so American, our forefathers definitely ate me. They probably celebrated the signing of the Declaration of Independence with some Ranch-dipped buffalo fingers. I don’t know for sure, but with my patriotic track record, it seems likely.
5. I’m easy to clean.
Don’t be afraid to rock those white pants again and again.