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Why Ranch Is The Best Condiment

Let's be real. I'm far superior to anything out there. From my taste to my versatility, you're gonna wanna go with me. And put me all over everything.

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3. I'm All-American

Mike Mozart / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: jeepersmedia

I am so American, our forefathers definitely ate me. They probably celebrated the signing of the Declaration of Independence with some Ranch-dipped buffalo fingers. I don't know for sure, but with my patriotic track record, it seems likely.