1. You can't hide anything about your past...

2. ...but you have a go-to gossip for office drama.
3. You have a built-in scapegoat...
4. ...but you also have built-in backup.
5. You can't use "family emergency" as an excuse...

Oh, it's you. Again. Watch sibling rivalry like you've never seen on Brother vs. Brother, premiering Sunday, June 8 at 9/8c only on HGTV.
This will definitely be "accidentally" sent to the entire department.
Or else, you ARE the built-in scapegoat.
GO TEAMWORK!
"Yes, it's just a paper cut, but like a REALLY BAD paper cut."
"Like, you cannot fathom how sick he is."
Well informed is well armed, especially going into contract negotiations.
Victory dance optional.
Yay!
...yay.
Awesome.