1. You can't hide anything about your past...
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This will definitely be "accidentally" sent to the entire department.
2. ...but you have a go-to gossip for office drama.
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3. You have a built-in scapegoat...
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Or else, you ARE the built-in scapegoat.
4. ...but you also have built-in backup.
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GO TEAMWORK!
5. You can't use "family emergency" as an excuse...
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"Yes, it's just a paper cut, but like a REALLY BAD paper cut."
6. ...but you have someone to vouch for your other excuses.
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"Like, you cannot fathom how sick he is."
7. You can frankly compare salaries...
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Well informed is well armed, especially going into contract negotiations.
8. ...but expect gloating if yours is lower.
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Victory dance optional.
9. Your boss always puts you on projects together!
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Yay!
10. Your boss ALWAYS puts you on projects together.
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...yay.
11. You have a built-in lunch buddy...
12. ...so no one else ever asks you.
13. Your boss constantly mixes you up...
14. ...and now your parents do, too.
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Awesome.
