I was telling my brother about my job, I worked chat support for a prominent phone company whose logo is a fruit. As I was talking about it, he cut me off and literally started explaining my job to me (he doesn't work in the field). I tried to take back the reins several times, but…Â
Elementary was pretty tame, so I'll stick with high school teachers. My favourite English teacher was a Newfie, she let me sit on the windowsill the entire semester and called everyone 'bunny' or 'ducky'. My French teacher (who was from France) had an obsession with cats and gave…Â
Yeah, no. Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen was a mistake considering the character was supposed to be Native American, and even the casting call was for white actresses. This list is bogus and anyone and everyone is replaceable. Just ask Terrance Howard.
Almost broke my neck doing a headstand, broke my thumb dancing, got a concussion roughhousing with my brother, and got hit in the face with a firework because I was too stupid to duck.
Oh boy. My brother tried smoking cattail weeds, my sister bit literally everyone until she was 8 or 9, and I chewed my hair until I was 5. I also may have accidentally dropped my sister on her face and she had a blue front tooth for several years. Good times.
Not myself, but a rumour went around about my mother that she kept getting pregnant and having abortions and that's why he's family moved around so much.
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