[Spokesperson] Robert Atlas, swears it's not [a joke]: This is a real site. We currently are in the process of migrating our servers to encompass all captains. We have garnished various requests for captains in other industries to join. This year for the valentines season we have mailed out our annual boat ballast brick to our top members.
You guys can be the judge, take a look at some of the eligible bachelors of the sea:






