Candy Bikini Is Not Haute Couture

Las Vegas-based fashion designer Malina Sharoni calls her edible candy bikini wear "haute couture." Uh, no.

At $35, it's twice the price of the edible undies one can find in local sex shops. Also, if this is a bikini it's probably going to disintegrate in, like, two minutes.

According to the Fab.com page, they describe this fashion trend as "confectionery fashion like we’ve never seen before."

I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure this is the same thing. And it's only $8.