Lobster
Via oddee.com
"Honey, I'm treating you to a LOBSTER DINNER tonight!"
Pringles
Via funtoxin.com
Booze
Via rogoyski.com
This. Is. Genius.
Hot Dogs
Reuters
Sephora Make-Up
Milk Carton
Via delish.com
Anger Management
Via toxel.com
This is literally a vending machine you put a coin into so you can watch fragile stuff break. I'll take five, please!
French Fries
Socks with bizarre sayings
Shoes to go with your nonsensical socks!
Via kineda.com
Toilet Paper
Via richard-seaman.com
Tagline: "When you're in a rush but you know you're gonna have to flush!"
Fruit and Veggies
Via online.wsj.com
Making Dwight Schrute proud.
Eggs
Via jetsetta.com
Umbrellas
Via calvin-c.com
This is the most convenient invention ever.
Necktie
Via toxel.com
Check out that variety!
Rice
Via barwick.de
Pet Rhinoceros Beetles
Via blogadilla.com
In Japan, it's pretty common to have one of these little critters as a pet. My only question is how do they survive in a vending machine?
Board Games
Via toxel.com
"Fresh" flowers
Show your loved one you don't have a lot of money to buy them flowers.
SIM cards
Via engadget.com
Gold
Via articles.businessinsider.com
In case you feel like you don't own enough gold bars.
Painkillers
Via articles.businessinsider.com
or your antibiotics. Whatevz.
Crazy flavored soft serve ice cream
A variety of hamburgers
Via cs.helsinki.fi
Mmmm! Looks tasty!
Used School Girl Panties
Via oddee.com
This sounds illegal. Illegal and also really gross.
