Apparently This Is What Humans Will Look Like In 50 Million Years

According to speculative zoologist Dougal Dixon, we’ll all look terrifying. Dixon submitted this hyper-human brain thing to the science fiction magazine OMNI’s 1982 November issue.

Dixon wrote this about humans of the future: “he’ll employ his expanded mental powers, “willing” nourishment up from the lake or teleporting himself down for a meal on the shore.” I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait until I lap up nourishment with my hybrid human-brain power from the ocean.

And this is what a bird will look like. Or a deer. A deer-bird. A BEERD. This guy was a genius. / Via

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