Buzz·Posted on Jan 10, 201230 Insane High Heels That Will Make Your Feet HurtSometimes pain is beauty. And sometimes fashion designers are criminally insane. Just sayin' y'all.by hgrantBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Via thefashionpolice.net I'm assuming the fashion designer was Tom Hanks circa "Castaway". 2. Via reddit.com 3. Via iambirdbuticannotfly.blogspot.com 4. Via iambirdbuticannotfly.blogspot.com Wait, is this one of the traps from "Saw"?? 5. Via iambirdbuticannotfly.blogspot.com 6. Via fasheccentric.onsugar.com "So here's what we're gonna do. See that duct tape and all that ply wood I have? Yeah, we're gonna make fashion happen." 7. Via iambirdbuticannotfly.blogspot.com 8. Via smilepanic.com In case stripper boots weren't doing it for you, they've added a little something extra to make you look even crazier. 9. Via shoeblog.com 10. Via style.icanhascheezburger.com Chicken wire heels are all the rage if you like to disfigure your feet! 11. Via buyfashion.org 12. Via fabprofashional.blogspot.com Walkers. For your feet. I just don't know. 13. Via blog.rounds.com 14. Via amazingdata.com These shoes were made by the devil himself. 15. Via marieme1921.blogspot.com 16. Via thisislavie.com These are ecologically friendly because you can harbor a family of squirrels in those nests on the balls of your feet. 17. Via buyfashion.org 18. Via thefashionpolice.net The future called and said you destroyed society with these heels. 19. Via scrapsofmygeeklife.com 20. Via highheelsdaily.com 21. Via 12ozprophet.com For the women who always thought their horse spirit should match their outward appearance. 22. Via style.icanhascheezburger.com 23. Via digitalapoptosis.com If I have one regret in life, it's seeing these being worn outside a strip club. Or in a strip club. Just these boots in general. 24. Via harveysmuse.com 25. Via luuux.com This is one way to let people know you're dangerous to be around. I mean will cause someone bodily harm dangerous. 26. Via nuttytimes.com 27. Via ohhellsnah.com I can't tell if these rule or if they're terrifying. 28. Via thefashionpolice.net 29. Via bizarrebytes.com 30. Via zigoti.com "Hey guys, you know what looks super hot? Digging nails into your heels and then bedazzling that shit!"