30 Insane High Heels That Will Make Your Feet Hurt

Sometimes pain is beauty. And sometimes fashion designers are criminally insane. Just sayin’ y’all.

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I’m assuming the fashion designer was Tom Hanks circa “Castaway”.

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Wait, is this one of the traps from “Saw”??

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“So here’s what we’re gonna do. See that duct tape and all that ply wood I have? Yeah, we’re gonna make fashion happen.”

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In case stripper boots weren’t doing it for you, they’ve added a little something extra to make you look even crazier.

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Chicken wire heels are all the rage if you like to disfigure your feet!

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Walkers. For your feet. I just don’t know.

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These shoes were made by the devil himself.

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These are ecologically friendly because you can harbor a family of squirrels in those nests on the balls of your feet.

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The future called and said you destroyed society with these heels.

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For the women who always thought their horse spirit should match their outward appearance.

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If I have one regret in life, it’s seeing these being worn outside a strip club. Or in a strip club. Just these boots in general.

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This is one way to let people know you’re dangerous to be around. I mean will cause someone bodily harm dangerous.

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I can’t tell if these rule or if they’re terrifying.

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“Hey guys, you know what looks super hot? Digging nails into your heels and then bedazzling that shit!”

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