Skip To Content
  • Fail badge
  • OMG badge
  • WTF badge
Jan 10, 2012

30 Insane High Heels That Will Make Your Feet Hurt

Sometimes pain is beauty. And sometimes fashion designers are criminally insane. Just sayin' y'all.

1.

Via thefashionpolice.net

I'm assuming the fashion designer was Tom Hanks circa "Castaway".

2.

3.

4.

Via iambirdbuticannotfly.blogspot.com

Wait, is this one of the traps from "Saw"??

5.

6.

Via fasheccentric.onsugar.com

"So here's what we're gonna do. See that duct tape and all that ply wood I have? Yeah, we're gonna make fashion happen."

7.

8.

Via smilepanic.com

In case stripper boots weren't doing it for you, they've added a little something extra to make you look even crazier.

9.

10.

Via style.icanhascheezburger.com

Chicken wire heels are all the rage if you like to disfigure your feet!

11.

12.

Via fabprofashional.blogspot.com

Walkers. For your feet. I just don't know.

13.

14.

Via amazingdata.com

These shoes were made by the devil himself.

15.

16.

Via thisislavie.com

These are ecologically friendly because you can harbor a family of squirrels in those nests on the balls of your feet.

17.

18.

Via thefashionpolice.net

The future called and said you destroyed society with these heels.

19.

20.

21.

Via 12ozprophet.com

For the women who always thought their horse spirit should match their outward appearance.

22.

23.

Via digitalapoptosis.com

If I have one regret in life, it's seeing these being worn outside a strip club. Or in a strip club. Just these boots in general.

24.

25.

Via luuux.com

This is one way to let people know you're dangerous to be around. I mean will cause someone bodily harm dangerous.

26.

27.

Via ohhellsnah.com

I can't tell if these rule or if they're terrifying.

28.

29.

30.

Via zigoti.com

"Hey guys, you know what looks super hot? Digging nails into your heels and then bedazzling that shit!"

BuzzFeed Daily

Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

Newsletter signup form