21 Upsetting Christmas Tree Ornaments

Decorating the Christmas tree can be a fun family activity. Unless you own any of these ornaments. Then it becomes a "mommy, what is Santa Claus doing?" moment and your children hate Christmas forever.

1. Army fetus tree ornament

Via weburbanist.com

2. This terrifying doll tree decoration

Via strangedolls.deviantart.com

3. Poop. No seriously, poop.

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4. Merman/Fireman combo

Via karenmoning.com

5. Balding Dracula

Via Flickr: dp_munger

6. Farting Butts

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Nothing says holiday cheer quite like a christmas tree with gastrointestinal problems.

7. A very upset baby

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8. Matching kissing ornaments

Via freakingnews.com

9. The Jersey Shore

Via oddballdaily.com

Your tree will never look sluttier

10. Zombie "Mistle-toe" ornament

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11. Jesus wedged in a chimney

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12. Naughty Santa

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13. This

Via iowntheworld.com

14. A boob

Via crazyfunnycute.blogspot.com

15. Gangsta merman

Via madville.com

16. Nazi ornaments

Via iaintnooprah.blogspot.com

17. Taylor Lautner

Via thestir.cafemom.com

18. This family-friendly guy

Via madville.com

19. Even more mermaids

Via oddee.com

20. This strange doll

Via Flickr: tiisaineko

21. One the whole family can enjoy

Via moreno10sblog.blogspot.com

A great way to show your children how much you don't love them.